tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
you guISE
!!!!!
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
So there’s this guy that dresses up like a vintage safari explorer and drives his kids around in a giant banana car back in my hometown…
omg guys so the other day I was bored at work (I work games in an amusement park) and so I ripped up pieces of paper and drew turtles on them and numbered them 1 through 8 but left out the number 3 and scattered them all over the game and my bosses got really mad and they’re still looking for number 3 hahaha
