tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
Our parents moved out so now we have an empty room.
It shall be the squid room.
So there’s this guy that dresses up like a vintage safari explorer and drives his kids around in a giant banana car back in my hometown…
omg guys so the other day I was bored at work (I work games in an amusement park) and so I ripped up pieces of paper and drew turtles on them and numbered them 1 through 8 but left out the number 3 and scattered them all over the game and my bosses got really mad and they’re still looking for number 3 hahaha
still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet
i’ve come to dismantle the patriarchy