i have school tomorrow (martin luther king day)
my dad says because my new school doesn’t support black rights (joking obvs…)
in new jersey, our gas was pumped for us
well I just pumped my own gas a few hours ago here in PA
and my hands still smell like gas
after washing them multiple times
I think I pump gas wrong
dad: don't go into that sub shop, there's underground gambling in the back
me: if this is a known fact, then why haven't the police gotten involved?
dad: because the police and government officials are part of it
(I don't even know what's illegal about gambling though but yeah)
also I was jamming to country music during lunch
this girl at my table loves country music
she’s the first person I met that basically only listens to country music
why do all country music singers have such deep voices?
teacher: so did everyone have a nice break? what did y'all do? Kayla looks like she wants to say something
Kayla: well over the break, I got engaged
entire class: *cheers and applauds*
me (thinking): wtf isn't she a sophomore?
later
me: so this girl in my marketing class got engaged over break...
my friend: yeah that's pretty common here, everyone gets engaged during high school
omg i forgot this story
so my sociology teacher’s sister had a flyer taped to her car a few months ago
it was asking if she wanted to join the KKK
i live near the KKK
*creys*
